Entries from June 2008

June 25, 2008

hatching from the seed of your thin mind

Things not to say when mysterious men from across the bar buy you and your friends jaegerbombs (ew.):

“Really? For us? Wow, that’s creepy.”

June 23, 2008

i seem to have swooned

all over again. This makes me dizzy with excitement and joy.

June 20, 2008

we were made in the dark

Let’s pretend that you are a beetle and you are hanging out around the President, an old apartment building in the Central West End of St. Louis, Missouri. You are doing your own thing and taking a stroll and hugging the pavement from time to time. Your life is just swell–the weather is a pleasant [...]

June 18, 2008

one way to restrain yourself from running into a bus

The cleft-palate babies. Their unpleasant faces are everywhere and the reaction they evoke in me is not a product of sympathy, guilt or hope–it’s a product of sheer annoyance. It makes me want to jack people in the face with a bag of nickels, to be frank.

June 16, 2008

give me a coral sometime

There exist a few things which continually occur in my life that cannot cease to make me laugh. Here they are:

Trying to think of what hilarious things Stacy and Clinton would say to the tragic-yet-hopeful twentysomething girl in the next lab over.  She puts together outfits that she really must actively try to make as illogical as they [...]

June 11, 2008

my hair is bigger than

hip-hop.

June 9, 2008

all my friends

It seems that my world has recently exploded into a thousand wonderful pieces. Somehow, I was fortunate enough to emerge from my cloud of Coco Mademoiselle and Fitzgerald short stories to see the best sight there is: one David Decepida, who escaped from the likely miserable confines of communist China to America last week.
The arrival [...]