Entries from July 2008

July 14, 2008

Dear MUNY,

Please do not EVER add a scene that explains the purposely nebulous relationship between Eliza Doolittle and and Professor Henry Higgins in that timeless play ever again. It is earth-shakingly atrocious to those who are loyal to the genius of George Bernard Shaw.
Disappointedly,
Gagan

July 9, 2008

we really need to get to milwaukee before 8

My favorite—and incidentally, the most wonderfully intellectual—holiday of the year was ruined last Friday by a horrendous, midwestern steel beast called The Megabus. My 2K8 Independence Day was somehow spent in a shitty white Cavalier with three strangers, desperately hoping to make it to Chicago alive because the illegitimate transportation system proved its illegitimacy by [...]

July 7, 2008

woe is neuroses like mine

I have such a conciliatory existence that I consistently agonize over whether or not I should bother the person behind me by adjusting the seat to a more reclined position in airplanes, trains, etc. Agonize. I think Woody Allen temporarily entered the portal to my brain last night and fucked with all the synapses in [...]